Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.
Just ordered a Egg and a chicken from amazon, I'll let you know.
Must have repeated it 10 times to myself and
Don't bother, the pennys dropped.
The 'a' before egg instead 'an' while reading it back was so annoying it was dulling my senses.
Had a dream last night about a Horse in Armour.
It was Knightmare.
Hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his arse.
Will there be someone at Hugh Heffners' funeral say we can take comfort from the fact that he is now in a better place ?
Fair play, the fella seen more fanny's than the turnstiles at Old Trafford
Stop exaggerating Punt, he wasn't that good.
What's got 14 windows that won't open ?
Keith Chegwins advent calendar
lol, that's just reminded of this old classic..
Just got home from work tonight and all the windows have been forced open and everything's gone
Next Year I'm going to hide the advent calendar from the dog.
Had to throw out the winner of our hotel Christmas chess competition from the lobby. I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s kids.
And now Chicago West!
What's wrong with normal names such as Rose or Fred?
I used to date a lass that owned a taser.
She was a stunner.
Told you i'd be back with the shit tips, shit music and shit jokes
lol, it was actually me putting a joke on your joke
It was quite good by your standards tell the truth
Asked the Mrs what she wanted for Valentines. She said "Give you a clue. Ex England goalie"
She's expecting Flowers. She's getting Seaman.