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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. slick

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    News just in that an ISIS suicide bomber has killed himself and 25 family members after deciding to work from home.
  2. rcgills

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    If you get an email with the title Ding Dong, whatever you do, don't open it.

    It's the Jehovahs, they've started working from home.
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    This stupid panic buying is getting ridiculous.
    I've just paid £15 for Oxo cubes... The stock market has gone crazy!!
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    I remember when l used to cough to try to disguise a fart now l fart to disguise a cough
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    Just been to Morrisons and watched a bloke buy all the crabs, lobsters and mussels.

    I thought you shellfish bastard.
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    I have some racing geese for sale.

    Text me know if you want a quick gander!!
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  7. slick

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    Lol, hows tricks Betfly, long time no see.
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  8. ONEDUNME

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    :lol Haven't heard that one
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  9. Betfly

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    Been a while !, i was actually looking to see when i bought laptop i have and remeber was looking for advice in here and you got me hooked on hotdeals UK

    and seems was 2012 !

    Time flies but laptop still going

    I'm a Grandad now :eek

    and also with lockdown somehow komp came to mind so had a wee google

    Sorry to hear aboup MP ......


    In intervening period i actually had a mad mental night with Kiko in Dubrovnik for 2018 Champions League Final ,,,,, surreal and he was definetly carrying some of komps madness !
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    Congratulations on becoming a Grandad Betfly:beer

    If Komp was in lock down it would be life as usual for him lol, same with Mickey in a way as I don't think he went out much either.

    How old's Kiko now? still think of him as being a kid:lol
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  11. ONEDUNME

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    Bet he's in his 30s now the old gitt :lol
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    I always loved TDP and all the threads ( very old school now i suppose )

    But for a laugh always thought a bucket list night out with Kiko would be fun

    I had said to Komp on a different night but he reneged last minute (that was circa 2008 as met a few TDP at Virgin Poker Festival)


    Anyway I was with kids (16 & 18) in Dubrovnik and up popped Kiko there too


    Kids thought i was lunatic to head out but managed to persuade son



    And what a night it was along with Kelly (his golf bet win story is great )


    He bought Grey Goose Bottle which was obliterated and onto night club


    Memorable Night
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    Sounds great Betfly , just need to get Cryptic Newman to decipher it:lol

    TDP was great I'm just sorry all those classic threads went into internet hyperspace due to the new owners losing the database, i'm sure I've got a backup somewhere but I've never been able to find it, one day who knows.

    Do you still see Kiko? If so tell him to pop by and say hello.

    Who the fcuks Kelly?
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    Wifes moaning again, made her a curry using ginger , didn't realise she was so fond of the cat.
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  17. rcgills

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    :lol
  18. slick

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    First we gave the NHS nurses the virus, now we give them the clap!
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    Because of the coronavirus my brother who sells yachts has had to start working from home, now sails are going through the roof.
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    I've just been to Tesco’s and seen a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros and I thought to myself..........

    Hispanic buying.

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