The Things You Hear When youve 'left' a Poker Table?

Discussion in 'Poker talk and strategy' started by kompressaur, Jul 11, 2013.

  1. kompressaur

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    I was just thinking of that then. When im knocked out i always hang about and see what folks say about me (behind my back essentially). Just interested thats all, tx

    1. what a dick?
    2. idiot
    3. haha he was shit
    4. bingo players gone
    etc etc

    What do people say about you when your gone?
  2. kompressaur

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    sorry i will just come in from being a 'twitter megastar' - heh you knew it would happen. I was bored of talking to your mums. I had to make happen. Anyhow..... hows best to tackle the web?
  3. kompressaur

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    put a shite in a plastic bag and annoucee it to the great god that you just made up!
  4. kompressaur

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    that would work lol
  5. hotspur

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    When they say anything its usually along the lines of:

    Do you think shes really a woman?

    Hard to tell but if she is youre definitely in,lol



    When I first started playing on betfair about 6 years ago now I didnt know how to find the sit and gos so I was playing cash games......and er I dont mean the very low stakes one either.

    I mean to me $5 $10 was low cos like I thought how hard can it be and I had no idea thats quite high stakes.

    Anyway,to cut a long story short,there was one of the biggest queues in betfair poker history whenever I played.



    Whenever I left the table the whole table emptied,lol

    Once I was an amount down that I cant mention on here (but it was more than the amount I said I had in Bet Vic when I came on here) I realised that Id better stop playing.


    But I wanted to try to get some of it back in one hit.

    So I joined a high stakes head to head and decided to try to win on the first hand.

    Now,I never thought at the time to keep the exact details of this hand and I think at some point the pro must have checked.Probably his first actionThis is what I recall.I presume betfair would still have a record of this?

    So,anyway I raise with 6 5, the pro calls

    The flop came 6 4 another card that I cant recall but not big or helpful to me.

    I check(not knowing I should bet) he bets all in!!!!! (Dont ask me why,probably stack to pot ratios)

    Im nervous as hell but I call and he has A 5

    The next 2 cards dont hit either of us.

    I take my winnings and leave. And celebrate:beer


    6 months later I finally figure how to get onto the sit and gos.

    And lose another amount but not as much:)
  6. hotspur

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    Im actually gonna try and find this game so I can find out what his first action was
  7. kompressaur

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    And this is why poker is enjoyable to all folks at all levels. everyone thinks they're 'too sharp' for the next guy and the rest just think theyre really unlucky (when they werent)

    Here we go Hotspur just for you.....

  8. BeaBea

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    Played once and finished amongst the last 3 but i guess this is not for me, the strategy i used was bluffing without knowing it, that was even funny as i don't really know how to play poker

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